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〖绕口令25〗奔驰配尼桑，婚礼变战场

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〖绕口令25〗

奔驰配尼桑，婚礼变战场

哈市小孙娶新娘，吉日良辰喜洋洋。

婚礼车队特排场：奔驰开道后尼桑，

高档奔驰有十辆，豪华尼桑更风光。

横里闪出一姨娘，毒嘴毒舌瞎囔囔：

奔头桑尾是奔丧，寓意实在不吉祥！

恶语如同当头棒，顿时搅浑酱一缸——

新娘恼怒火气旺，指责新郎欠思量；

捶胸顿足泼妇腔，死活不把婚车上。

新郎原本性刚强，无名之火高三丈:

你不上车又咋样？民政局再走一趟!

这正是：

奔驰碰巧配尼桑，针尖即刻对麦芒，

男女双方不相让，婚礼竟然变战场，

无名灾祸从天降，无情棒下拆鸳鸯！

（说明：根据“老玖”博文《奔驰车和尼桑车组成婚庆车队，就被理解为奔丧，想象力太丰富》改编。）

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