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当心，别笑掉牙!

2015-01-11 10:24:39| 分类：一笑了之 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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车钥匙

某小伙到饭店用餐，走来一对情侣跟他拼桌。小伙见女子貌美，顿时眼睛发直，看个没完。这一来可把对面的男子惹火了，只见他从兜里掏出一把大众车钥匙，“噗”的一声丢到桌上，朝小伙“嘿嘿”奸笑起来。

小伙子一看车钥匙，竟是“辉腾”，二话不说，“噗、噗、噗”，从包里拿出玛莎拉蒂、布加迪、劳斯莱斯……一股脑儿甩到桌上。对面男的见此光景，大气都不敢出，忙拉着女友灰溜溜地离座，夺门而去。

小伙望着那男子慌忙离去的狼狈相，喃喃说道：哼，竟然跟我一个配车钥匙的较劲！

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